My mom singing along to Stacy's Mom
mom: Rosie's mom! Has got it goin' on! Jackie's mom! Has got it goin' on!
mom: Isn't it cool to think about how someone might actually think that? :D
jackie: ...sure, mom.
So there are people in my enviro class that think “.6 ppm” is a pH I cried a little
bucken-berry: In the fanfiction writing system, grammatically-based offenses are considered especially heinous. On the internet, the dedicated proofreaders who find and correct these vicious grammar fails are members of an elite squad known as the Grammar Police. These are their stories.
I’m sOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO changeable
this line always makes me laugh: like, of course your dad didn’t strut harry he pranced
thepandabetweenus: miketooch: amhras: jesus only had 12 followers but they talked to him why don’t you guys talk to me And just like all Tumblr fans, they all Liked what he posted, but he only got like 4 Reblogs. His only really popular post is one that people keep reblogging and changing the entire body of so it looks like they have more notes.
anyone who thinks sex education is unnecessary...
Fact: All agender people are legendary pokemon
FACT: all queers, when consuming tea, begin to...
my new brotp is pabu and naga.
FACT: Queers are universally terrible poker...
factsaboutqueers: This is because none of them can keep a straight face.
Gay away the pray.
berlitz: have you ever known people who are just so adorable and you kind of just want to cling to them forever and ever and tell them how cute they are but you have a reputation of being only 99% creepy and can’t risk making it 100%
FACT: Every queer person is born with the...
rasputin-sings-emilieautumn asked: ROSIE. I won't be able to make you your pokémon cake this year! Maybe next year? What's your favorite pokémon?
Avatar Drinking Game Ideas
teamjacob: DRINK WHEN… Zuko talks about his honor Aang’s mouth takes up more than half of his face a new animal is introduced Iroh talks about tea you hear “MY CABBAGES” Also, at the beginning of every episode everyone has to recite the opening sequence and if you mess up you have to chug your drink from the point that you mess up until the sequence is over.
avogadro: hey i just met you
avogadro: and this is crazy
avogadro: but here's my number
avogadro: so call me maybe
word war three:
we-reidentical: when finnick o’dair gets casted